Funkmouf Brown

Dancin' wif mah butt, mutha'fucker (Shake it from wall to wall) I'm Dancin' wif mah butt alright Dancin' wif mah butt It's time to get down Dancin' wif mah butt alright yeah Shaking that booty, that's my duty Gonna shake it til' I bring the house down All of y'all get off the wall At the Hottest spot in this town Just start jumpin' when the music's pumpin' And we'll burn this mutha' out It's never too fast to shake your ass and mean it when the chorus shouts (Let's go) I'm Dancin' Wif Mah Butt mutha'fucka' I'm Dancin' wif mah butt alright Dancin' wif mah butt It's time to get down Dancin' wif mah butt alright yeah Feel that beat beneath your feet Let the funky rhythm move your insides All this steppin' makes my feet like weapons You may never get out alive All these fools who think they're cool With the moves they call the real deal Step aside with all your jive And taste the funk of my natural feel When I'm Dancin' Wif Mah Butt mutha'fucka' (And I mean all of y'all) I'm Dancin' wif mah butt alright Dancin' wif mah butt It's time to get down Dancin' wif my butt alright yeah I'm shakin' them cheeks all up in your face It's gonna smell like ass all up in the place I'm gonna make ya' scream I'm gonna make ya' shout It's gluteus maximus in the house Dancin' Wif Mah Butt mutha'fucka' (dance like it's your birfday) I'm Dancin' wif mah butt alright Dancin' wif mah butt It's time to get down Dancin' wif mah butt alright yeah

One day not long ago In a jungle that you just might know I saw a monkey with some purple skin And with orange polka dots he was one bad simian He looked at me with his beady lil' eyes and My brain got fuzzy 'cause it's hypnotizin' I started shakin' and I started to dance He said "Don't try to fight it that's my funk in your pants" It's the funk Mownkey funk That's the funk He gave me the mownkey funk He had me working on his master plan and The whole time I could not stop dancin' He had me bring people down to his tree He said "Look in my eyes now you groove for me" We were swingin' in the trees and dancin' in the breeze With the funk, that mownkey funk I brought more people down who were hangin' around And you know what happens when he stares you down They get the funk Mownkey funk That's the funk We all got the mownkey funk Monkey Attack! That monkey keeps us groovin' We know he cannot fail That monkey got us movin' He's cuttin' and scratchin' with the tip of his tail That monkey sure is crazy We know he's got a plan That monkey's got us baby Like an old banana in the palm of his hand Some folks say it might be contagious (You're jivin') Y'all know them cats is fools (uh huh) So come on and let yourself embrace it A smidge of Mownkey Funk is good for you So you can come on down to the jungle baby That's where all the cats get down Swing down into the jungle baby Let yourself swing to the funky sound Of the funk (What's that sound?) Mownkey funk (S'comin' to gitcha' baby) Mownkey funk That's the funk We all got the mownkey funk And we're gonna' give it to you

It was late I was out last night Coming home from the show (yeah, yeah, yeah) Shoulda' known that it wasn't right (no, no, no) When this cat gave it a go Let's see whatchu' git come on He pulled a knife and said "Your money or your life instead" I said hey daddy-o we should think this through He took a swing at me I said well if that's how it's got to be ha There is only one thing left for me to do Here we go Watch me flow 'Cuz I know Kong Fu Snath this pebble from my hand Only then you'll understand He was from a rival ninja clan I hate ninjas Trying to pass his initiation Yeah, now listen He told 'em all that I was fortynine feet tall And well y'all Now I got a situation Look out Five, no six, no seven hundred ninjas Came out looking for me to fight My master said "Do not be scared" But I think I just mighta' peed Alright The leader of the ninja clan With a wave of his ninja hand said "For the honor of the clan I now demand This cat gets dead tonight" Now y'all choose to just lose Cuz I'll use My Kong Fu Wax it on Wax it off Sweep the leg and all that stuff Hadouken Shoryuken Kamehameha A whole bunch of ninjas now were dead at my feet And now they all know that my Kong Fu is strong (His Kong Fu is strong) The clan leader said "Well now I know when I'm beat" And in a puff of smoke that ninja was gone I train everyday for when he comes back Because I know he'll want to settle the score (Ninjas always do) It's a game that I play waiting for the attack Because I'm always looking for a little more Kong Fu Train everyday and soon the skill will come faster Train everyday and soon the student becomes master

I know this place where you can be by yourself But have more friends than you'll ever need to know Spend some time with a level fortyseven night elf Then download nekkid people in a video You can find some crazy things you never ever shoulda' known about It's Friday night but you don't ever go out Fire up the webcam I'm logging in to my account In real life I'm a loser but in here I got some clout On the interwebz I got followers and friends who can catch me on IM on the interwebz Now it's on my phone so even when I'm not home I'm on the interwebz I can hear my baby cryin' that's too bad 'cuz I'm online I'm on the interwebz Work home or school I'm a mouse clicking fool I'm on the Interwebz You keep informed from all your status updates Let's watch an awesome video of a cat My profile picture has me puckerin' up my face I took it from a cool angle so you can't tell that I'm Kinda...sorta...fat I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast But these penis pills I got from my email Dude they are for real I'll totally ban you for that off topic post In real life I'm a nobody but here I'm a big deal So now my mouse is really worn from downloading tons of porn on the interwrbz I haven't seen the sun because this farm game's too much fun up on the interwebz Who needs to write a letter when email is so much better on the interwebz When my grandmother fell I was all ROFL up on the interwebz RAM ROM bytes bits Spyware and viral hits SMH LOL The kid that fragged you just turned twelve Stocks sports weather news Meh I'd rather look at boobs FPS and MP3 Oh crap my mom BRB I know just what you're thinking Let's do this like Leroy Jenkins My personal info is up for everyone to know up on the interwebs I can sell you all my crap but then bid to buy it back on the interwebz I got a cool screenname but all my passwords are the same on the interwebz I said I'm twentytwo but I just started middle school I'm on the interwebz I think I saw my ex having midget gangbang sex up on the interwebs

Let me tell you at tale that happened to me a while ago Lemme' take a minute to remember just how it goes Oh yeah now I know I'll begin at the end and then fill you in as we go I got nothing left My whole life is a mess I never ever shoulda' meddled with the devil I guess But what he said were words to inspire "I will give you all you desire" Hey dude who am I to call the man a liar A simple business transaction for your satisfaction From the mackadocious most ferocious I am he with no name with no shame but all the game I can grant anything your little heart desires in exchange for one teensy thing Your soul No more no less You dont' use it and I won't abuse it A simple trade that's not confusing oh yes A simple exchange to rearrange your life for the better Where the weather is always bright even at night All ya' gotta' do is sign Hellbound I'm goin' down Hellbound I'm goin' down I signed the line in blood that was mine And for a little bit of time it seemed just fine Everything was going my way and I had it made But it was a bitch I was so rich that I didn't care which Friendship had ended or rule that I bended Or hate that I send-ed from me to anyone Hellbound I'm goin' down Hellbound I'm goin' down

Crime is growing on the streets like a fungus Evil villains now can freely walk among us Police are powerless The CIA's no better My grandma just got mugged by Krang and the Shredder Terrorists on the planes Zombies are munchin' brains The sleeper Cylon agent just might be your mom The Borg assimilate us And the Earth just might get ate up By a giant robot that we fear called Unicron Who ya' gonna call when the defenses fall And you're out of time Who do we have left who just don't fear death When their butts are on the line Superhero Alpha Team Ninja Elite Rangers X Superhero Alpha Team Ninja Elite Rangers X Evil's everywhere it's the worst I ever saw Last night I had a fight With both Jafar and Dr. Claw No one's standing up our back's against the wall Destro tried to rape me but the Joes won't take my call Voldemort wants your blood Guilty Spark and the flood threaten the universe And everything we know Weyland Yutani's corrupt Umbrella Corp just plain sucks The Evil Dead said they'll swallow your soul Where else can we turn when our cities burn Who will try to save the day? They don't have the skill and they'll probably get killed Before they run away Superhero Alpha Team Ninja Elite Rangers X Superhero Alpha Team Ninja Elite Rangers X

I am not a monster. I am Dr. Dick Dangerous! When I was a boy my first and favorite toy Was a surgical scalpel set I received when I was five My incisions were precise though my mind could use advice Because less than half of my patients survived My parents thought it odd when I declared myself a god And demanded ritualistic sacrifice for power They said I was insane when I transferred a human brain Into a body made of water, salt and flour …but I’m not a monster. I am Dr. Dick Dangerous! Now I am the greatest surgeon that the world has ever known I am a master over flesh, muscle, tissue, blood and bone I can take life from the living and then give it to the dead They all thought that I was kidding when I reanimated Ted But all of my work will culminate in the profound Divine gifted action to put one man in the ground That ludicrous, ridiculous, imbecile of a clown The vacuous and fatuous poopie-head Funkmouf Brown …but I’m not a monster. I am Dr. Dick Dangerous! I’m going to get him And hunt him down. For my revenge on Funkmouf Brown I’m going to get him Oh yes I will I’m Dick Dangerous In for the kill