I know this place where you can be by yourself
But have more friends than you'll ever need to know
Spend some time with a level fortyseven night elf
Then download nekkid people in a video

You can find some crazy things you never ever shoulda' known about
It's Friday night but you don't ever go out
Fire up the webcam I'm logging in to my account
In real life I'm a loser but in here I got some clout

On the interwebz

I got followers and friends who can catch me on IM on the interwebz
Now it's on my phone so even when I'm not home I'm on the interwebz
I can hear my baby cryin' that's too bad 'cuz I'm online I'm on the interwebz
Work home or school I'm a mouse clicking fool I'm on the Interwebz

You keep informed from all your status updates
Let's watch an awesome video of a cat
My profile picture has me puckerin' up my face
I took it from a cool angle so you can't tell that I'm
Kinda...sorta...fat
I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
But these penis pills I got from my email
Dude they are for real
I'll totally ban you for that off topic post
In real life I'm a nobody but here I'm a big deal

So now my mouse is really worn from downloading tons of porn on the interwrbz
I haven't seen the sun because this farm game's too much fun up on the interwebz
Who needs to write a letter when email is so much better on the interwebz
When my grandmother fell I was all ROFL up on the interwebz

RAM ROM bytes bits
Spyware and viral hits
SMH LOL
The kid that fragged you just turned twelve
Stocks sports weather news
Meh I'd rather look at boobs
FPS and MP3
Oh crap my mom BRB

I know just what you're thinking
Let's do this like Leroy Jenkins

My personal info is up for everyone to know up on the interwebs
I can sell you all my crap but then bid to buy it back on the interwebz
I got a cool screenname but all my passwords are the same on the interwebz
I said I'm twentytwo but I just started middle school I'm on the interwebz
I think I saw my ex having midget gangbang sex up on the interwebs