Kong Fu

from Funkmouf Brown Attacks!!! by Funkmouf Brown

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lyrics

It was late
I was out last night
Coming home from the show
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shoulda' known that it wasn't right
(no, no, no)
When this cat gave it a go

Let's see whatchu' git come on

He pulled a knife and said
"Your money or your life instead"
I said hey daddy-o we should think this through
He took a swing at me
I said well if that's how it's got to be ha
There is only one thing left for me to do

Here we go
Watch me flow
'Cuz I know
Kong Fu

Snath this pebble from my hand
Only then you'll understand

He was from a rival ninja clan
I hate ninjas
Trying to pass his initiation
Yeah, now listen

He told 'em all that I was fortynine feet tall
And well y'all
Now I got a situation

Look out
Five, no six, no seven hundred ninjas
Came out looking for me to fight
My master said "Do not be scared"
But I think I just mighta' peed
Alright

The leader of the ninja clan
With a wave of his ninja hand said
"For the honor of the clan I now demand
This cat gets dead tonight"

Now y'all choose to just lose
Cuz I'll use
My Kong Fu

Wax it on
Wax it off
Sweep the leg and all that stuff

Hadouken
Shoryuken
Kamehameha

A whole bunch of ninjas now were dead at my feet
And now they all know that my Kong Fu is strong
(His Kong Fu is strong)
The clan leader said "Well now I know when I'm beat"
And in a puff of smoke that ninja was gone

I train everyday for when he comes back
Because I know he'll want to settle the score
(Ninjas always do)
It's a game that I play waiting for the attack
Because I'm always looking for a little more
Kong Fu

Train everyday and soon the skill will come faster
Train everyday and soon the student becomes master

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from Funkmouf Brown Attacks!!!, released August 3, 2013

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