Meet Dick Dangerous

from Funkmouf Brown Attacks!!! by Funkmouf Brown

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Who needs that flatulent fool Funkmouf Brown and his band of boobie-headed bumpkins when you can have the sugary sweet, metal-flavored zombie stylins' of Dick Dangerous?

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lyrics

I am not a monster.
I am Dr. Dick Dangerous!

When I was a boy my first and favorite toy
Was a surgical scalpel set I received when I was five
My incisions were precise though my mind could use advice
Because less than half of my patients survived
My parents thought it odd when I declared myself a god
And demanded ritualistic sacrifice for power
They said I was insane when I transferred a human brain
Into a body made of water, salt and flour

…but I’m not a monster.

I am Dr. Dick Dangerous!

Now I am the greatest surgeon that the world has ever known
I am a master over flesh, muscle, tissue, blood and bone
I can take life from the living and then give it to the dead
They all thought that I was kidding when I reanimated Ted
But all of my work will culminate in the profound
Divine gifted action to put one man in the ground
That ludicrous, ridiculous, imbecile of a clown
The vacuous and fatuous poopie-head Funkmouf Brown

…but I’m not a monster.

I am Dr. Dick Dangerous!

I’m going to get him
And hunt him down.
For my revenge on Funkmouf Brown
I’m going to get him
Oh yes I will
I’m Dick Dangerous
In for the kill

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from Funkmouf Brown Attacks!!!, released August 3, 2013

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Funkmouf Brown Vista, California

Every so often there comes a musical force of such awesome, pants-filling power that grown folks are apt to weep and children cry out in pee pee fueled terror.

However, in the absence of such a force there is Funkmouf Brown.

FMB oozes a potent, senses battering concoction of groove, soul, truth, lukewarm sex juice and The Funk.

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